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Birthday Parties are Stupid

Posted 08 September 2009 | By | Categories: Holiday | 19 Comments

One giant nightmare for parents everywhere is children’s birthday parties.  They are year round swarms of kids who arrive at house after house to eat and mess things up, much like locusts, and parents who are forced to spend money on children who aren’t their own.  For the sake of every parent’s sanity, birthdays should [...]