Testing, Testing…. 1,2,3
By: Keith
This is a test of our website. It went down this morning.
Here are a few jokes to tide you over till we fix it up:
A Penguin walks into a bar. He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Have you seen my brother?” The bartender replies, “I don’t know. What’s he look like?”
Why do Cemeteries have fences?
Because People are just dying to get in!
Why did the female ghoul like demons?
Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What instruments to skeletons play?
Trom – BONES!
Why Wouldn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts!
Why do witches wear name tags?
So, they would know which witch is which!
Why does a witch ride a broom?
Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.
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Har har! You are so punny! Hope the website is working okay now, that must have been very frustrating.
Here’s a good one: Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked! HaHa I crack myself up sometimes!!! I know it’s not Halloween themed, but I just love that joke.